My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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