You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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