I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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