He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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