Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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