bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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