i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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