I bet he comes in French.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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