She said her name was "party"
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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