You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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