No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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