It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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