miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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