so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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