What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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