you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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