Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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