My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I could fuck to npr.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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