How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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