Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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