i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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