last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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