The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Let's get the cat blown out
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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