the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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