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  but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  No stitches, just platelets and will power

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• (407): View more from Florida

  the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  She has a lazy eye!

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  My other option is a hardwood floor

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  we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh

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  it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.

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