i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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