He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Just puked most of my soul out..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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