hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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