I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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