I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
