: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i think my cat just said my name.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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