I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
they're like a gay fantastic four
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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