i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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