dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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