I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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