lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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