i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
