Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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