What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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