i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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