Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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