He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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