I'm eating all of the evidence.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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