i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think i have herpe
just one?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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