try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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