I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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