Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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