But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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