Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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