I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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