There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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