therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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