Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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