Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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