Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
