"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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