It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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